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27-08-2020
Column: Relationships - MEN STATEMENTS
Column: Relationships - MEN STATEMENTS
With Father’s Day fast approaching, I thought it appropriate to give our men a say this week. The following list is what men would like to say to the women in their lives but aren’t game. The submitters of these statements have requested anonymity but hope they give you a laugh!
1. Anything I said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
2. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
3. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial breaks.
4. Men are not mind readers – ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work – actually, obvious hints don’t work either.
5. When you are giving vital information that I REALLY need to know could you please preface it with a clear warning so I can tune in.
6. You can ask me to do something only if you don’t tell me how to do it. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
7. Learn to work the toilet seat – you’re a big girl

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